Consistency is key when it comes to getting the theming right for your ultimate winter holiday bash. Sleep quality matters, so if you don’t feel well-rested when waking up, perhaps it’s time to practice some good sleep habits.ĭo you want to go for a whimsical out of this world Christmas theme and transport guests to another world? Or do you want to go elegant and posh and make it more of a black-tie affair? Whatever direction you decide to go in, make sure to stick to that theme and ensure that all your decorations and decision making in general support it. But if you have trouble sleeping, you can experience health issues. People spend roughly one-third of their lives sleeping or napping. If you experience back pain, consider placing a pillow under your knees, so you can align the natural curve of your spine. Sleeping in a starfish position may induce lower back pain, which interferes with your normal sleep. According to studies, only 5% of people sleep in this position. Starfish is when you lie on your back and sleep with your arms lifted up near your head. Lying on your back with your arms tight to your body is actually a good sleeping position, as it helps maintain your spine in a straight line. Studies have shown that people who sleep like this may be quieter and more relaxed. It’s when you sleep with your arms down and very close to your body. This is a kind of a weird sleeping position, but very common. He definitely wouldn't fist pump the air either, this isn't a rave. Also, why is your inner goddess just sitting around on a chaise lounge? If I had an inner god, I imagine that he would probably just stand around in my subconsciousness. I really wish you would stop talking about your inner goddess. "My inner goddess fist pumps the air above her chaise lounge." The Communist Manifesto is over the top, to say the lease.ĩ. You might even wish to say "I must be the color of a blooming rose" and people would definitely get the point. Sometimes, it's better to just say "red". There is such a thing as trying too hard. "I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto." It's like James took one physics class in high school and wants everyone to know. So in other words, no, the elevator did not whisk you away with terminal velocity. Sing it with me- "one of these things is not like the other!" In case you didn't know, terminal velocity refers to the highest velocity attainable by an object as it falls through a substance. "The elevator whisks me with terminal velocity to the twentieth floor."
I myself have never hopped foot to foot, but it is not beneath this inner goddess to do so. Maybe it's just me, but the mental image of someone hopping from foot to foot is nothing short of hilarious. "My inner goddess is beside herself, hopping from foot to foot." The next time my parents start harping on me for "not learning anything in school", I'll remind them that a woman from their generation was unsure of whether or not argon was an element.Ħ. "Argon? It rings a distant bell from chemistry class- an element, I think." Does that correlate to a deer in headlights? Not a chance. What is the "bird/snake" comparison all about? I'm completely dumbfounded. None of those things even have anything in common. I'm pretty sure James typed this and forgot to edit it out. "I'm all deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake- and he knows exactly what he's doing to me." I guess I can understand the whole 'inner goddess' thing, but why must she sway in a gentle samba? It's honestly irrelevant. This quote is so relatable because every time something good happens to me, I envision a tiny woman gently swaying her hips inside of my body. "My inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba." If you want to take your “Fifty Shades”-themed Valentine’s Day to the next level, check out these Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) and Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson)- inspired gifts that you can use to swoon your sweetie this weekend.2. I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun.” “I like my women sentient and receptive.”ġ9. “I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living s-t out of you.”ġ8. “I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. “I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”ġ4. And the thought of anyone else having you is like a knife twist in my dark soul.”ġ3. “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”ġ1. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for.